MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

You're here because of my wants, too.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Father would have revived me eventually . . . YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!]

Whoever's body Father's picked, I would've ended up in control. You think you're something special? Talking all big like that doesn't make you in charge of anything. You willingly gave your body over to me and forfeited those wants and desires along with it. Anything you own will become mine. Everything in this world belongs to me, and no one, especially some bratty prince, is gonna stop me from taking what's mine.

[thankyouverymooch]

You wouldn't have had a body as good as mine if it had been someone else.

But I don't really care about stopping you from taking what you want. You can give me back my body, and I'll make sure you'll get anything you desire.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I don't give away things that are mine, sorry. I'll keep this and go on taking whatever I please.

[thankyouverymooch]

[you are so stubborn Greed]

Tch.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[And all I can do is laaaaugh at your predicament.]

Should've fought harder against me to begin with.

[thankyouverymooch]

No way. What I said back then still applies. I want absolute power— as long as you can give me that, my body is all yours.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You've got some misconception that this absolute power means you're my equal. There's no one out there that's gonna ever match my greediness. Keep telling yourself being in charge of some small time country means anything in the eyes of the world's king. Prince, emperor, king, queen— all are gonna bow to my greatness.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not bowing, am I?

[nevergonnatellalie]

You will be.

[thankyouverymooch]

Make me, then you can talk. Until then, forgive me if I don't take these claims seriously.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Tch, you were easier to cope with when you were inside of me.

[thankyouverymooch]

Too bad for you, Greed.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I'm done with sitting around here. Move your ass.

[I am leaving without you again.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[sighing and getting up to follow him]

You're annoying to deal with outside of my body too, you know.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Nah, I'm actually easy to deal with. Ask anyone who knows me.

[thankyouverymooch]

I have to spend far more time with you than any of them.

[nevergonnatellalie]

That's a privilege, and don't you forget it. Lot's of people would kill to be around me this much.

[thankyouverymooch]

You're really full of ego today. Then again, I guess that's always.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You never gotta chance to see what I used to be like. It would've blown you away.

[thankyouverymooch]

Blown me away? Please, as if I'd be interested.

[nevergonnatellalie]

What do you know? I ruled Devil's Nest, no one will tell you any different. None of this cooking for myself bullshit and being stuck with some kid. I could eat whatever I want, and there were plenty of girls all over me. Everyone knew me and the gang, and everyone knew not to mess with us. They did everything I could ever want, and no one was raining on my parade with that damn "I'll never bow to you" attitude. They treated me with the respect I deserve.

Yeah, those were good times.

[thankyouverymooch]

Reminiscing old times? Didn't know you were that old.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I get to feel youthful in these bodies.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm glad you can find some comfort in old times. But right now, you're stuck with me, and I definitely am not going to do everything you could ever want.