MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

Come on, Greed. We're friends, after all!

[nevergonnatellalie]

You're confusing friend for subordinate.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not your subordinate, though.

[nevergonnatellalie]

We aren't stuck in the same body anyone, that makes you the follower.

[thankyouverymooch]

In your dreams, maybe.

[nevergonnatellalie]

The last person I'm gonna dream about is you, kid. I've got better things to do during the night.

[thankyouverymooch]

Really, now? Because from the way you keep going on about owning me, my body, and how you just said I would be "blown away" by your old appearance— it sounds to me like there might be a lot of dreaming going on.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Hey! If you were given me the respect I deserve in the first place, I wouldn't need to be saying stuff like that! Accept what you are already and shut your damn mouth! Between us, you're the shifty one here.

[thankyouverymooch]

Me, shifty? I don't know what you're talking about.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I was the only one tied up in that room. Whoever did that decided the same courtesy was too good for you. How is your standing in front of me, and how do I know you aren't lying about not sensing anyone? How do I even know you're you?

[thankyouverymooch]

It's me, Greed. Do I have to repeat what I told you when I gave my body to you?

[nevergonnatellalie]

I wouldn't mind hearing that again.

[thankyouverymooch]

If I come back home empty-handed, there's no way I'll be able to save my retainer that cut her own arm to face me. I want power. Absolute power to protect and obtain more. I knew the risks from the beginning.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[That'll do for now to ease his worries.]

Good memory.

[thankyouverymooch]

There's no way I'd forget that.