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The Let's Get Kinky Meme

1. Comment with your character. Please include the character's name, canon, and any prefs you might have (ex. "guys only" or "no heavy stuff")
2. Tag someone else! Hit up RNG and roll from 1-20 for a kink, or make something up.
3. Be respectful of other players' preferences. Please avoid wank and all of that negative stuff. Let's all play nice!
4. PLEASE BE WARNED, some scenarios in this meme include triggering content! Play at your own risk.

The light stuff;

1. Tie me up; A little loss of control is nice sometimes, isn't it? One of you is bound, be it with handcuffs or something more extensive, at your partner's mercy.
2. Who's your fantasy; You're not who you usually are tonight. Costume or full on role-play, the two of you are looking to spice things up by playing out a fantasy.
3. Play with your food; Foodplay. Maybe you're covered in whipped cream, maybe you're eating sushi off of your partner's abs. In any case, there's some edible assistance involved.
4. Good clean fun; Whether it was work or play, you're feeling pretty dirty, and you need to clean up. Fortunately, someone else is there to make your bath or shower extra fun.
5. A love/hate thing; They're annoying, infuriating, or just someone you ought to hate -- but they're also hot. Despite bad blood, the two of you can't resist each other anymore.
6. Mysterious stranger; Sometimes you just don't want any strings attached. You don't know your partner's name -- you might not even know their face (masquerades and costume parties are great places to hook up), but all that matters is their body.
7. If you could see yourself; That mirror in the room certainly makes things more interesting. Have you ever wondered what you look like when you're getting down and dirty? Now you know.
8. You can leave your hat on; The clothes are what got you going -- so they're staying on. It may be just socks, it may be most of the outfit, but you or your partner are not taking it all off.
9. When you laugh; There's just something about their smile that makes you smile in return. Whether it's nerves, tickling, or just simple joy, at least one of you will be laughing a lot tonight.
10. Get some help; What's wrong with a little assisstance? Today, the two of you are including some friends in your fun -- plastic ones, that is. They come up with some interest sex toys these days.
11. Show me your teeth; Their skin tastes so good, you can't help but bite down. It may or may not leave marks, but you're going to be doing a lot of nipping this time.
12. A blank canvas; Feeling artistic? Well there's no prettier form than the human one, so you're including your partner in your creative efforts. Body painting, modeling, or any other creaive thing you can think of sound wonderful.

The heavy stuff;

13. Know your place; There's a big disconnect in your social position. Maybe one of you is the boss, a government official, or a teacher. Maybe one of you is quite literally owned by the other. Regardless, someone is in a position of power and will take advantage of it.
14. Take my breath away; There are a lot of ways to have control over someone. Taking away a basic function is a pretty effective one of these. Maybe you'll take away their sight or hearing -- maybe you'll steal the very air they breathe.
15. A pretty picture; It's going to be good, and you want to remember it. Photos or video will be taken of your bedroom exploits tonight, and it might not be for your eyes only. There's a big audience out there, isn't there?
16. You've been bad; Someone's crossed you, and you're going to make them pay -- in bed. Roleplay or not, this is angry sex with an element of punishment. Make sure they remember what happens when they piss you off.
17. Hurts so good; You can't help it if you want to see them in pain. Maybe they're as into it as you are, and maybe they aren't, but either way you're going to be rough. This could be anything from spanking to bloodplay.
18.The same blood; Maybe you're brothers or sisters. Maybe you're like brothers or sisters. Either way, your familial bond is being twisted in the most taboo of ways.
19. A business venture; Some people go to their lover for sex. Some people pay for it. One of you is in this for the money, and one of you is determined to get what you paid for.
20. Outside influences; It isn't that you like each other. It isn't that you're even interested in sleeping with them, but for some reason neither of you can control, you have to. You'd better make the best of it
21. On a bench; nothing is sexier than a bench
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Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

[there's a gasp at that, and he bites on his bottom lip]

T—that's pretty forward, even for you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

When did this become introduction to sex hour? You already know how it goes. Or do I gotta hold your hand for x amount of hours to get access to your dick?

[thankyouverymooch]

Very funny, Greed. It works just fine for me if you want to go for my dick right away, I just thought there would be some kissing first.

But since there isn't, work those hands.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Hm, if it keeps you quiet.

[Biting Ling's bottom lip, and kissing momentarily after. His hand is still rubbing the other's crotch through the fabric of his pants.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[there's a moan, and he's obviously getting harder as Greed's touching him. Laying on his back and just taking it doesn't suit him much, though, and since Greed is being a dick and kissing him only MOMENTARILY, he moves a hand to the back of his head and pulls him close to try and force his tongue past his lips]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Oh, those reactions are the best if only to fill his desire of seeing how badly he's wanted. Laughing into the kiss, his own tongue forces itself against Ling's, pushing it back to regain control. And if it helps break Ling's concentration, he doesn't mind slipping his hand right down the front of his pants.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[it does break his concentration, and he inevitably loses the fight for control at that. The sound that escapes from him this time is a rather loud whimper.]

Mmh—!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[And he will part their lips briefly to speak.]

That's unbecoming of a prince.

[thankyouverymooch]

Really, now? I think this is the sort of attention a prince should deserve, actually.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Right, I neglected looking where getting a dildo shoved in your ass fell on the royal to-do list. You Xingese sure know how to raise your royalty.

[thankyouverymooch]

You'll have to do more if you want to see me embarrassed, Greed. It's just a toy to enhance pleasure and spice things up a bit, I don't see what's so unbecoming of a ruler in that. Did you forget? There are more than forty clans in Xing, and the Emperor is sent a concubine from each one for her to bear a child. I imagine it'd get boring after a while, if royalty didn't get a little creative.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[YOU COULD HAVE HAD ALL THAT. AND THEN YOU WENT AND DIED. Now you're stuck with me.]

Over forty hot chicks were waiting to bend over backwards for you. Now they're off blowing some other guy. My heart goes out to you.

[thankyouverymooch]

[I know right]

"Some other guy"... I told you I gave the philosopher's stone to May Chang, didn't I.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Oh, right. Point is she's still making it better than you are.

[thankyouverymooch]

So you're basically telling me forty women from different clans would do a better job than you at pleasing me...? That's something I never thought of hearing from you, Greed.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I was alluding to the fact it sucks to be dead, you JERK. Someone is clearly not pleased with your assumptions. So not pleased he might be squeezing those balls of yours a bit too hard.]

Shut up.

[thankyouverymooch]

[oh my god greed you're the worst, and that's obviously painful so trying to get your hands off of him]

—Oi, watch it! That hurt.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Oops.

[Giving him a little relief, albeit not letting go.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[biting down on his lip, looking at Greed]

Don't do that again.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I'd say that depends on your mouth. Keep it in check.

[Clamping his free hand around Ling's mouth.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[not moving away or doing anything, but glaring at]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Glare all you want. You're the one being a super dick here.]

Better.

[He sits up, placing both his hands down to Ling's pants in an attempt to get them off.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[shifting position a bit to help him with that and let him take them off]

You really like being in control, don't you?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Yup. You put yourself in this position by coming to me. Don't go complaining now.

[PANTS ARE COMING OFF!!]

[thankyouverymooch]

Who's complaining...?

[there's a smirk here]

Just don't expect me to lay down and take it without doing anything. Doesn't suit me.