PENGUINS

[benchedagain]

[suddenly there is a guy surrounded by purple penguins. He doesn't seem pleased]

Out of the way.

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[thispuddingisalie]

Okosan's time is not for wasting! Take this!

[Listen, bro, idk how tall you are, but this pigeon is beating you with his wing mercilessly. MERCILESSLY.]

[benchedagain]

[WHAT THE HELL YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS BRO. But I guess at least he's resistant so will just. try to escape this beating]

Cut with this crap already!

[thispuddingisalie]

[Gives you one more good swat, and then he's standing tall and puffing his chest out.]

You are the one who is insulting Okosan and being rude!

[benchedagain]

If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen— or so they say.

[thispuddingisalie]

Could it be . . . An outdoor kitchen?! Is this where the glorious pudding Okosan believed you could find on hikes is located?

[benchedagain]

What the heck are you talking about?

[thispuddingisalie]

The legendary pudding Okosan seeks inhabits no normal location! Okosan was granted a vision during his dreams from Lord Pudi. He told Okosan the pudding will be found after a long journey! Might you know where Okosan can find pudding?

[benchedagain]

Dressing up like a bird first, pudding now... aren't you a special gem.

[thispuddingisalie]

Okosan wears no clothes.

[benchedagain]

[disgusted face goes here]

Didn't need to hear that one.

[thispuddingisalie]

Do you know where Okosan can find pudding or not?!

[benchedagain]

Tch. Who knows.

[thispuddingisalie]

Okosan believed you would know.

[benchedagain]

I know what I know.

[thispuddingisalie]

What is it you know?

[benchedagain]

Figure it out yourself.

[thispuddingisalie]

Okosan demands you to stop hiding information from him!

[benchedagain]

I don't take orders from you, birdie.

[thispuddingisalie]

You will rue the day you crossed Okosan! Traitors to the cause will be brought to justice by the swift strike of his wing!

[GETTING READY TO ATTACK AGAIN.]

[benchedagain]

[let me show you my pro soccer skills! Moving away to the side and dodging okay]

[thispuddingisalie]

A worthy challenger approaches! Okosan is impressed! Will you be able to dodge his GIGA DRILL BEAK?!

[FLYING AT!]

[benchedagain]

Out of my way!

[what if I throw a soccer ball at you]

[thispuddingisalie]

[Okosan will headbutt it with all his might into the distance.]

[benchedagain]

[holy shit]

Hah!?

[thispuddingisalie]

[There's a twinkling in his eye as he admires his handy work.]

Okosan scores!