PENGUINS

[benchedagain]

[suddenly there is a guy surrounded by purple penguins. He doesn't seem pleased]

Out of the way.

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[benchedagain]

You look like you're all full of other problems, in your head.

[sevendaysoff]

Suit yourself. But hey, I might note. You're running out of time.

[benchedagain]

Running out of time? Don't make me laugh.

Listen up, whoever you are. Your attitude is pissing me off! I don't know what you're going on about— don't care. I'll show you my soccer and what I'm made of!

[now what the hell was that about a pact and how do I do that. And with who]

[sevendaysoff]

By all means, do! This match is getting seriously boring, after all.

[benchedagain]

I haven't even started.

[dear god where are teammates when you actually need them]

A pact, huh. Doesn't look like there's anyone to make one with.

[sevendaysoff]

Use those penguins if you want. Doesn't matter to me.

[benchedagain]

Are you that stupid? Penguins don't play soccer.

[sevendaysoff]

Is now the time to worry about things like that?

[benchedagain]

... Tch! Don't boss me around!

How the heck am I even supposed to make a pact with a penguin? It's a penguin!

[sevendaysoff]

You figure it out. Your problem, not mine. Remember?

[benchedagain]

Shut up...!

[let's try kicking balls at penguins]

[sevendaysoff]

[the supreme power of your soccer has somehow succeeded in a successful pact with a penguin! I feel like this might make a good tongue twister]

Oh, he gets it after all! Now let's see if you've got anything else.

[benchedagain]

I already said to shut the hell up!

[I say this penguin is somehow magically a soccer player! And not the least bothered about getting hit by a ball! Why, in fact, he's going to doo a combination technique in order to wipe out your inferior penguins]

Killer fields...!

[check this awesomeness out]

1/2

[sevendaysoff]

What!? How could you make such a kickass combination right off the bat with a penguin!?

[sevendaysoff]

Looks like this round is your win, after all. Whatever. Saves me the trouble of cleaning up.

[he snaps his fingers and the barrier is removed]