PENGUINS

[benchedagain]

[suddenly there is a guy surrounded by purple penguins. He doesn't seem pleased]

Out of the way.

Comments

[thispuddingisalie]

You will rue the day you crossed Okosan! Traitors to the cause will be brought to justice by the swift strike of his wing!

[GETTING READY TO ATTACK AGAIN.]

[benchedagain]

[let me show you my pro soccer skills! Moving away to the side and dodging okay]

[thispuddingisalie]

A worthy challenger approaches! Okosan is impressed! Will you be able to dodge his GIGA DRILL BEAK?!

[FLYING AT!]

[benchedagain]

Out of my way!

[what if I throw a soccer ball at you]

[thispuddingisalie]

[Okosan will headbutt it with all his might into the distance.]

[benchedagain]

[holy shit]

Hah!?

[thispuddingisalie]

[There's a twinkling in his eye as he admires his handy work.]

Okosan scores!

[benchedagain]

Don't mess with me, there isn't even a goal post here!

[thispuddingisalie]

Things you cannot see still exist! Okosan wins this match!

[benchedagain]

What's with this crap!?

[thispuddingisalie]

All who go up against Okosan fail. Being hard on yourself is silly. Let us shake.

[Take extended wing y/n?]

[benchedagain]

[slapping your wing away >(]

I didn't fail, birdie. This match never even started.

[thispuddingisalie]

It began when you insulted Okosan!