PENGUINS

[benchedagain]

[suddenly there is a guy surrounded by purple penguins. He doesn't seem pleased]

Out of the way.

Comments

[ceilingyamada]

[TEARS ARE FLOWING]

Yamada is not an idiot! I recognized that they were penguins, didn't I?

[benchedagain]

[sure looks annoyed]

Crying? Tch! Cut it out with this weak attitude, it's pissing me off!

[ceilingyamada]

Yamada's ultimate guilt tactics have failed!!

[benchedagain]

Hahahah! Ultimate? Nothing's ultimate about that stuff, little girl.

[ceilingyamada]

No way! It's always worked so well up until now!

[actually no it hasn't]

[benchedagain]

Listen, girl, I'll give you a piece of advice. Tears are for pathetic losers and weaklings! Only an idiot would fall for them. If you want to control others, you have to be powerful.

[ceilingyamada]

Powerful...

I got it!! Yamada will become your apprentice!

[benchedagain]

... Hah?

[ceilingyamada]

Please!! Make me your apprentice!

[benchedagain]

Tch. Pass. I don't take weak guys under my wing.

[ceilingyamada]

Then! Please take this weak girl under your wing!!

[benchedagain]

I take you wanna learn from the best. At least you got some sense, little girl. But my answer's still the same.

[ceilingyamada]

Then Yamada will be forced to stalk you until I learn your secret!

[benchedagain]

You're better off giving up. You wouldn't even be able to keep up with my pace.

[ceilingyamada]

Please do not underestimate Yamada's dedication!

1/2

[benchedagain]

Shut up, you're too loud.

[and penguins will just magically go bother someone else in the most convenient fashion.]

2/2

[benchedagain]

[walking to her and eyeing her up and down, then smirking.]

See ya, Yamada-kun.

[takes his hand off her shoulder and walks past her. One, two, three steps— and then he's starting to run. Not terribly fast, and he glances back at her once]

[ceilingyamada]

AHHHHHHHHH

Yamada won't give up!!!

[RUNNING AFTER]

[benchedagain]

[she can't see it since he's in front of her, but he's smirking. He will keep this pace up for a while, glancing back to check on her movements only every once in a bit and making sure she's still behind him.

And then he's going to start running faster]

[ceilingyamada]

[YAMADA CAN STILL RUN FASTER... maybe]

[benchedagain]

[let's see how long it takes you to get tired at this pace]

[ceilingyamada]

[okay it's pretty soon, flopping over on the ground]

Y-Yamada takes a five-minute break!

[benchedagain]

[stopping running to turn and look at her.]

...Tch. Pathetic.

[ceilingyamada]

Because! Yamada hasn't had anything to eat!

[benchedagain]

Using excuses now? I'll say it again, I don't take weak guys under my wing.