PENGUINS

[benchedagain]

[suddenly there is a guy surrounded by purple penguins. He doesn't seem pleased]

Out of the way.

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[benchedagain]

[dude angel and demons using soccer to decide the fate of the world is 100% acceptable but this is just too out of there]

What the—!?

[sevendaysoff]

Don't like it? Shouldn'ta stepped up.

[benchedagain]

Tch...! I can defeat some penguin on my own!

[and going to kick this ball at PENGUIN NOISE]

[sevendaysoff]

[dag yo, that don't seem to bother it too much? you did find a partner first didn't you...]

Strike one!

[benchedagain]

[NO I DIDN'T]

That's the wrong sport, idiot...!

[sevendaysoff]

[ooouch, that's too bad]

Details.

[benchedagain]

You think you can make fun of me? Tch! Think again...!

[and whenever the ball comes back it's like a boomerang it's magical]

If hitting that doesn't work, then I'll just take care of you instead!

[KICKING BALL AT YOU]

[sevendaysoff]

[I'm kinda dodging that but I wonder if you can even see it happen]

Ah, ah, ah. Aiming for me is against the rules. I won't put it against you since I didn't mention it before. But you might wanna keep your head in the game.

1/2

[benchedagain]

[what the hell is with that speed]

[benchedagain]

[BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU BEING FAST PISSES ME OFF]

Against the rules...? We're not in a field yet. How about you face me instead of hiding like a coward?! A one-on-one battle!

[sevendaysoff]

Ooh, tough talk. Sorry, but I can't be bothered to play by your rules. And besides...

[He motions to the side where you might notice a sort of invisible wall surrounding the entire area; it's hard to see if you're not looking for it, but it does seem to shine every now and again]

You were on a field the moment you crossed paths with me. Didn't you notice?

[benchedagain]

[it's not a field if it's not a soccer field sorry to say. But this is weird stuff]

Scared of me, aren't you? Cut it out with this crap!

[sevendaysoff]

Yep, you've got my number.

It's kinda unfairly matched here, so why don't I give you a hint? You, alone, are never gonna be enough to take these guys on. Why don't you try forming a pact?

[maybe with one of your penguin buddies]

[benchedagain]

[wait what. I am in need of information]

Tch. What the heck are you even going on about now?

[sevendaysoff]

A pact. A partnership. A means to an end. Whatever you wanna call it.

Not the teamwork type? Not my problem.

[benchedagain]

You look like you're all full of other problems, in your head.

[sevendaysoff]

Suit yourself. But hey, I might note. You're running out of time.

[benchedagain]

Running out of time? Don't make me laugh.

Listen up, whoever you are. Your attitude is pissing me off! I don't know what you're going on about— don't care. I'll show you my soccer and what I'm made of!

[now what the hell was that about a pact and how do I do that. And with who]

[sevendaysoff]

By all means, do! This match is getting seriously boring, after all.

[benchedagain]

I haven't even started.

[dear god where are teammates when you actually need them]

A pact, huh. Doesn't look like there's anyone to make one with.

[sevendaysoff]

Use those penguins if you want. Doesn't matter to me.

[benchedagain]

Are you that stupid? Penguins don't play soccer.

[sevendaysoff]

Is now the time to worry about things like that?

[benchedagain]

... Tch! Don't boss me around!

How the heck am I even supposed to make a pact with a penguin? It's a penguin!

[sevendaysoff]

You figure it out. Your problem, not mine. Remember?