[GOD I CAN'T LIKE WIPE OFF MY HAND FIRST, THEN YOU'D KNOW THAT I KNOW IT'S GROSS. OR MAYBE YOU'D THINK THAT I THINK YOUR HAND IS GROSS BUT I SWEAR THAT'S NOT THE CASE WHY IS THIS THE HARDEST DECISION OF MY LIFE I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS I'LL NEVER KIDNAP AGAIN I PROMISE BUT DESPITE THAT I STILL HAVE TO GET THIS OVER WITH DON'T I OKAY HERE I GO GRABBING YOUR HAND PLEASE DON'T HATE ME

I'm also sorry for how terribly firm my grip is]