FLYING. BANANAS.

[onewomanarmy]

[what the flying fudge are flying bananas doing here]

[this mask wearing young lady is watching the sky in bewilderment, side-stepping the occasional fruit that falls too close]

Comments

[sparire]

Nice conclusion. That's also likely.

[onewomanarmy]

And the falling bananas. How do you explain that?

[vampgonevegan]

Oh.

A mascot for a food chain?

[sparire]

They could be our own imagination. Maybe we're just hallucinating.

[onewomanarmy]

You keep insisting you're real.

[onewomanarmy]

[sigh]

Try a bodyguard.

[sparire]

[all the pouting]

Because I am!

[vampgonevegan]

A bodyguard? For who? Are they here? Are they famous? Of course, they would be famous or why would they need a bodyguard . . . Is it Justin Biter? I love Justin Biter!

[onewomanarmy]

Can you prove it?

[sparire]

... Pinch my cheek?

[onewomanarmy]

[nts: i need to stop you from playing guessing games]

...

I defend Prince Ling. My lord must not here because this is a dream.

[onewomanarmy]

[...

...

cautiously pokes his cheek with a cold automail finger '-']

[vampgonevegan]

Oh, wow, a real prince? He must be so dreamy!

[Focusing on the prince here, not your dream scenario.]

[onewomanarmy]

[...w/e w/e i'm going back to slicing bananas.




peeping from the corners of her eyes to see if her umbrella is still holding up though :|a]

[sparire]

[FLAILING]

AH! IT'S COLD! IT'S COLD!

[vampgonevegan]

[It is fine, thank you very much. Now about that prince . . . ]

If this is a dream, can't you just dream your prince up?

1/2

[cinquedusoleil]

[Sorry this is my zone yo! HOWEVER, that said, the number of bananas sure make finding safe ground a bit harder, and suddenly he lands on just enough of a banana to slip—!]

[cinquedusoleil]

[Except he safely plants a hand on the ground and jumps right back into his rhythm as if it hadn't even happened]

Ahahah, that was a close one!

[onewomanarmy]

[drama queen]

You might be real...

[sparire]

I am real! I'm definitely real! Do you want me to pinch you too!?

[onewomanarmy]

[........................okok amazement :x]

Who are you--[pause]--no, what are you?

[onewomanarmy]

[good, i'd hate to be responsible for some improv banana protecting if that thing busted :T]

[snorts]

As if I would bring him into a mess like this.

[onewomanarmy]

[considers.........]

No. That would involve taking my mask off.

[cinquedusoleil]

I told you, didn't I? I'm Cinque!

The hero, Cinque Izumi!

[~DAZZLE~]

[sparire]

What are you, shy? I can just pinch your hand.