FLYING. BANANAS.

[onewomanarmy]

[what the flying fudge are flying bananas doing here]

[this mask wearing young lady is watching the sky in bewilderment, side-stepping the occasional fruit that falls too close]

Comments

[ex_enrapture194]

[(almost) BANANA'D :'(!!!]

--Wah! This isn't fair at all!

[onewomanarmy]

[oh boy]

[i guess i can provide a word of advice]

Standing still isn't going to help you.

[sparire]

[Banana'd in the face]

[and then looking at the ninja]

... This is a dream, isn't it?

[onewomanarmy]

[sounding releived]

Right. Of course... this is a dream.

[sparire]

It has to be! Why else would there be flying bananas and a ninja?

Though I guess... a ninja isn't all that far-fetched, compared to the bananas part. Are you all right, miss ninja?

[onewomanarmy]

I'm fine, and I'm not "miss ninja."

[sparire]

Oh? Are you a boy...? No way! Your voice definitely sounds feminine...!

[onewomanarmy]

[why are the people in my dreams so stupid that i have to introduce myself]

Ran Fan.

[cinquedusoleil]

[PHYSICAL CHALLEEEEEENGE I am totally gracefully dodging around the flying bananas with awesome gymnastics]

Ha—! I'm not sure what's going on, but this is fun!

[onewomanarmy]

[i am not impressed]

[and i'm not sure i want to acknowledge the person who is overly enthused about this]

[cinquedusoleil]

[WHAT

BUT

MY MOVES

LOOK AT MY MOVES]

Heyyy! If you just stand there like that, you'll get hit!

[onewomanarmy]

[FINE I WILL HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU]

[sidestepping a banana]

See that? I can avoid these just fine.

[watching your moves...]

[cinquedusoleil]

Not bad. But what about when the number increases?

[like ALL THESE BANANAS RAINING DOWN and yet there is not a single one hitting me cool right isn't it cool huh huh did you see :D]

[vampgonevegan]

[Moving back and forth, letting the occasional one bounce off her umbrella.]

This is so going to ruin my umbrella!

[onewomanarmy]

Put that away, it isn't going to help.

[vampgonevegan]

And risk taking a banana to the head? I love bananas, but not that much.

[onewomanarmy]

[watching the sky]

Fine. Risk damaging your umbrella.

[vampgonevegan]

This one is totes cute, but, there are plenty more at home if that happens! It's too bad you don't have one . . . OH, you can share mine if you want! It will be cramped, but better than nothing.

[suitsmyfancy]

[sidestepping the bananas like a pro, yo]

I wasn't aware the banana special is today!

[onewomanarmy]

[scrutinizing you from behind this mask]

Banana special?

[crowbro]

[I am dodging all the bananas]

This is the lamest thing ever.

[onewomanarmy]

[just giving you an irritated "LIKE I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT" look from behind my mask and side-stepping bananas]

[crowbro]

I've read about this in a book! It said "this shit is bananas"!

[onewomanarmy]

You've read about falling bananas...

[crowbro]

'course I did! I read about all sort of things!