FLYING. BANANAS.

[onewomanarmy]

[what the flying fudge are flying bananas doing here]

[this mask wearing young lady is watching the sky in bewilderment, side-stepping the occasional fruit that falls too close]

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[onewomanarmy]

[confused]

Vampire?

[vampgonevegan]

Vampire! You know, sharp teeth, sunlight is a hassle, can turn into a bat, drinks bloo...

[Let's not mention that word.]

Some of us do that. Not me! I take iron supplements and eat strictly vegetables. I'm trying to get other vampires to try it, too! It's not going so well.

[onewomanarmy]

[what in the, never knew what a vampire was but this sounds crazy

at least you don't drink blood, BUT STILL!1]

I... something like that can't exist. What a crazy dream I'm having.