FLYING. BANANAS.

[onewomanarmy]

[what the flying fudge are flying bananas doing here]

[this mask wearing young lady is watching the sky in bewilderment, side-stepping the occasional fruit that falls too close]

Comments

[crowbro]

[jumping on a conveniently placed ... banana tree. And staying on the branch UPSIDE DOWN]

Hahahah! Can't even try? This is why you're a loser!

[onewomanarmy]

[....screw it, RUNNING AT HIM :E]

[crowbro]

[OH MY GOD YES. RUNNING AWAY SO FAAAAST

he's pretty quick on his feet and very agile, so avoiding the bananas too]

No way you'll catch me!

[onewomanarmy]

[charging right through the bananas, like hell those will stop her, THIS IS WHY A MASK IS HELPFUL!!

now: is he faster than a ninja?]

[crowbro]

[well I don't know, is a ninja faster than a robot?]

[onewomanarmy]

[i have no idea... will he tire eventually?!]

[crowbro]

[nope BUT LET'S SAY WE'RE ON THE SAME SPEED]

[onewomanarmy]

[SOUNDS FAIR! i can totally run after you for a while though!!]

[crowbro]

[surprised you can run after him at all]

Aw, man! This is a pain! How come you're so fast!?

[onewomanarmy]

I could say the same to you. I thought you were all talk.

[crowbro]

No way, man! I'm the fastest guy ever.

[JUMPING ON ANOTHER TREE]

[onewomanarmy]

[i will just run past/under these trees hmph]

You may be fast, but don't think you're the fastest.

[even if i haven't caught you]

[crowbro]

Says the loser who hasn't caught me yet!

[onewomanarmy]

[huff]

[JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO RESPOND TO THAT COMMENT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GIVING UP CHASE :E]

[crowbro]

[HE IS BEING ANNOYING AND JUMPING EVERYWHERE AND AVOIDING BANANAS]

What are you anyway, a ninja? Pirates are waaaaaaaaaay cooler!