MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

I don't mind as long as you're going to pay your debt. Name...?

[whowasphones]

[One-track mind, all right.]

... Neku.

[thankyouverymooch]

Ling Yao. Well then, I'll be in your care! You lead the way now, Neku.

[whowasphones]

Huh!? Me!?

I still have no clue where we are!

[thankyouverymooch]

Should we just wander around...?

[whowasphones]

I don't have time for sightseeing.

[thankyouverymooch]

That's terrible, Neku. You'd take someone else's help without paying back...?

[whowasphones]

I didn't say that. Just... make it quick.

[thankyouverymooch]

You can't say something like that without explaining what's up, you know...! So? How about it...? Won't you tell me?

[whowasphones]

What for? It doesn't have anything to do with you.

[thankyouverymooch]

We both found ourselves in an unknown place. I think it might, actually.

[whowasphones]

There's... someplace I have to get back to.

[thankyouverymooch]

That doesn't tell me anything, anyone could guess that. I have a place to go back too, after all.

[whowasphones]

Then, it looks like we're even.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'd rather you answer my question.

[whowasphones]

And I'd rather you minded your own business.

[thankyouverymooch]

That's a really cruel thing to say.

[whowasphones]

I only signed up for a meal. So you can keep the small talk to yourself.

[thankyouverymooch]

Don't mistake that for idle curiosity. I have no interest in small talk either.

[whowasphones]

Leaving your curiosity unsatisfied isn't going to kill you.

[thankyouverymooch]

If you don't tell me, I'll follow you everywhere.

[whowasphones]

What are you, five!?

[thankyouverymooch]

Don't say something like that, we're friends!

[whowasphones]

[Oh no. Time to start checking for escape routes.]

Don't say that.

[thankyouverymooch]

The solution is really pretty easy if you want me gone. A meal, and what I asked.