MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

Then it's either amnesia, sleepwalking, or someone took you there.

So as I said, it was obvious from the start.

[whowasphones]

[It was obvious to one of us. I don't see any other suspects around...]

[staring at you]

[thankyouverymooch]

[imagine this face, but without food]

What?

[whowasphones]

[There's no way he'll admit it...]

Nothing.

[thankyouverymooch]

Now that I think about it... someone going around kidnapping teenagers— this is really worrisome! The world is such a dangerous place.

[whowasphones]

[What concerns me is how you managed something like this. Ugh, this guy is really too much like him.]

Looks like the deal is off.

[thankyouverymooch]

I said there aren't people around, not that there's no kitchen.

[whowasphones]

You don't expect me to cook!?

[thankyouverymooch]

You owe me a meal.

[whowasphones]

[I hope you choke on it.]

Note to self: read the fine print next time.

[thankyouverymooch]

You would have rather stay stuck in there, with no light at all and a kidnapper on the loose?

[whowasphones]

[It's starting to sound pretty desirable in comparison.]

Coming from the guy who was perfectly fine with leaving me there.

[thankyouverymooch]

I can take you back, if you prefer it that way.

[whowasphones]

Let's just go.

[thankyouverymooch]

[you know this sweetass cozy house on the side road

I'm kicking the door down]

Sorry for the intrusion~!

[whowasphones]

Hey—! Isn't that someone's house!?

[thankyouverymooch]

Yep.

[going inside]

Look! A kitchen.

[whowasphones]

You can't just barge into someone's property and start taking things!

[thankyouverymooch]

There's no one around, it's just using resources.

[whowasphones]

We don't know that for sure...

[thankyouverymooch]

You don't know that for sure.

[whowasphones]

Don't act like you've got all the answers.

[... Unless you do.]

[thankyouverymooch]

You really haven't figured it out...? Why do you think I was so sure there was nowhere around, earlier?

[whowasphones]

Was it the lack of people?

[thankyouverymooch]

People can hide, so you can't be completely certain if you're relying on your eyes alone.