MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

... Again? What a pain.

[(Anonymous)]

[You know who doesn't need to rely on his eyes too much? THIS GUY. Not that you can see who this mysterious dashing fellow is]

I guess this is going to be troublesome, for most people.

3

[(Anonymous)]

[so someone is fumbling in the dark, and is now COPPING A FEEL.]

AH!? Who's there...?

[(Anonymous)]

Wha— Bastard!

[there's a quick and very firm hand on the wrist attached to the offending hand, and he starts to twist it as well]

4

[(Anonymous)]

[help I'm stuck]

[Yeah? Meet "Most People".]

What the hell happened?

1

[(Anonymous)]

Mind filling me in on what you mean by "again"?

[(Anonymous)]

[well there is a kick aiming for you. Also not only is the voice definitely sounding feminine, the wrist is pretty tiny as well]

What do you think you're doing!? Geez, it's not like I did that on purpose, I can't see a thing here, you know!

Re: 4

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm? Ah, sorry. I have absolutely no idea at all...!

[that sure is one obnoxiously playful tone]

[(Anonymous)]

[And receiving that kick! Huh... A girl? That was... unexpected. Somehow, this is even more embarrassing now. He still doesn't know what's going on, but he lets go.]

... Who are you?

[(Anonymous)]

[god where is my gun when I need it??? and jeez, normally I can see a lot better in the dark; what's going on?]

Who the hell are you?

[(Anonymous)]

[so long as you realize it, bro]

Don't play dumb! Hurry up and get me out of here!

4

[(Anonymous)]

[Oh no, strung up to some object because I'm too lazy to think of what. This all seems so hilariously familiar!]

. . . You are fucking kidding me.

[(Anonymous)]

Really, now? There's no way I'm going to tell you after being treated like this! At least introduce yourself first. Seriously...!

[(Anonymous)]

You're in my spot, you do the answering.

[(Anonymous)]

Buuuut I can't see a thing either. It's pitch black here, you know~!

Re: 4

[(Anonymous)]

Something wrong?

[(Anonymous)]

When you're the intruder here? Don't think so.

[(Anonymous)]

Intruder?! I didn't intrude anywhere! I was here already when the lights went out, it's not like I broke in anywhere.

[(Anonymous)]

What are you talking about?

[(Anonymous)]

[Pisses me off... I don't know who you are, but that attitude pisses me off!]

I'm talking, aren't I? It's not that hard to follow a voice.

[(Anonymous)]

Aye aye. But even if I can tell where you are, there isn't a reason for me to help you out.

[(Anonymous)]

[well I was... sleeping...]

All right, then. I'll bite. Where's "here"?

[(Anonymous)]

You heard me. This is my place.

[(Anonymous)]

[Ugh. He's got a point.]

... Fine. What's your price, then?

[(Anonymous)]

The hell it is!

[IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY GUN]