MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

Re: 4

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmm? Ah, sorry. I have absolutely no idea at all...!

[that sure is one obnoxiously playful tone]

[(Anonymous)]

[so long as you realize it, bro]

Don't play dumb! Hurry up and get me out of here!

[(Anonymous)]

Buuuut I can't see a thing either. It's pitch black here, you know~!

[(Anonymous)]

[Pisses me off... I don't know who you are, but that attitude pisses me off!]

I'm talking, aren't I? It's not that hard to follow a voice.

[(Anonymous)]

Aye aye. But even if I can tell where you are, there isn't a reason for me to help you out.

[(Anonymous)]

[Ugh. He's got a point.]

... Fine. What's your price, then?

[(Anonymous)]

Well now, that depends on what you can give, doesn't it...?

But I wouldn't mind a good meal. I'm starting to get hungry, after all.

[(Anonymous)]

A meal?

[thinking this over]

Yeah, I can manage that.

[Didn't expect it to be so cheap, after all... Unless he eats like a horse.]

[(Anonymous)]

[IF ONLY YOU KNEW]

Then it's settled. I thank you from the bottom of my heart, my kind benefactor.

[and coming to help, having no problem finding his way around at all, or even finding you]

[(Anonymous)]

[how will I afford my high fashion tastes now]

[This guy... How is he having no difficulties here? Did I just get set up?]

[(Anonymous)]

There we go, you're free now! Now we'll just have to wait for the lights to come back.

[(Anonymous)]

[FREEDOM... of sorts.]

... Thanks—

What!? You mean, we're stuck in this place anyway!?

[(Anonymous)]

I could find an exit, but you can't move around if you can't see, can you?

[(Anonymous)]

So I take it you're not gonna lead me, is that right?

[(Anonymous)]

It'd be much faster to just carry you.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not in that much of a hurry.

[maybe

... I think...]

[(Anonymous)]

If we're going to walk in the dark and I have to give you directions, it'd just be a waste of time. Either I carry you, or we're going to wait here.

[and you can probably hear him sitting down]

[(Anonymous)]

[That little...! No way in hell I'm getting carried out of here. No. Freaking. Way!]

[ARMS FOLDING, HUFF HUFF]

Look, if we just get started, I can follow just fine. I'm not that helpless, you know.

[(Anonymous)]

You're completely helpless in the dark. Didn't you just got yourself stuck...?

[(Anonymous)]

That was—!

... Rrgh.

[(Anonymous)]

Carried, or waiting here. Your choice, mysterious benefactor.

[(Anonymous)]

[I'm the mysterious one? Right.]

...

[(Anonymous)]

[sighs]

Though if light doesn't come back soon, I'm going to end up passing out again...

[(Anonymous)]

[Is he for real!?]

Fine by me. I'll be out of a debt, at least.

[(Anonymous)]

That's cruel! The debt won't be paid until you treat me to a meal!