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The Let's Get Kinky Meme

1. Comment with your character. Please include the character's name, canon, and any prefs you might have (ex. "guys only" or "no heavy stuff")
2. Tag someone else! Hit up RNG and roll from 1-20 for a kink, or make something up.
3. Be respectful of other players' preferences. Please avoid wank and all of that negative stuff. Let's all play nice!
4. PLEASE BE WARNED, some scenarios in this meme include triggering content! Play at your own risk.

The light stuff;

1. Tie me up; A little loss of control is nice sometimes, isn't it? One of you is bound, be it with handcuffs or something more extensive, at your partner's mercy.
2. Who's your fantasy; You're not who you usually are tonight. Costume or full on role-play, the two of you are looking to spice things up by playing out a fantasy.
3. Play with your food; Foodplay. Maybe you're covered in whipped cream, maybe you're eating sushi off of your partner's abs. In any case, there's some edible assistance involved.
4. Good clean fun; Whether it was work or play, you're feeling pretty dirty, and you need to clean up. Fortunately, someone else is there to make your bath or shower extra fun.
5. A love/hate thing; They're annoying, infuriating, or just someone you ought to hate -- but they're also hot. Despite bad blood, the two of you can't resist each other anymore.
6. Mysterious stranger; Sometimes you just don't want any strings attached. You don't know your partner's name -- you might not even know their face (masquerades and costume parties are great places to hook up), but all that matters is their body.
7. If you could see yourself; That mirror in the room certainly makes things more interesting. Have you ever wondered what you look like when you're getting down and dirty? Now you know.
8. You can leave your hat on; The clothes are what got you going -- so they're staying on. It may be just socks, it may be most of the outfit, but you or your partner are not taking it all off.
9. When you laugh; There's just something about their smile that makes you smile in return. Whether it's nerves, tickling, or just simple joy, at least one of you will be laughing a lot tonight.
10. Get some help; What's wrong with a little assisstance? Today, the two of you are including some friends in your fun -- plastic ones, that is. They come up with some interest sex toys these days.
11. Show me your teeth; Their skin tastes so good, you can't help but bite down. It may or may not leave marks, but you're going to be doing a lot of nipping this time.
12. A blank canvas; Feeling artistic? Well there's no prettier form than the human one, so you're including your partner in your creative efforts. Body painting, modeling, or any other creaive thing you can think of sound wonderful.

The heavy stuff;

13. Know your place; There's a big disconnect in your social position. Maybe one of you is the boss, a government official, or a teacher. Maybe one of you is quite literally owned by the other. Regardless, someone is in a position of power and will take advantage of it.
14. Take my breath away; There are a lot of ways to have control over someone. Taking away a basic function is a pretty effective one of these. Maybe you'll take away their sight or hearing -- maybe you'll steal the very air they breathe.
15. A pretty picture; It's going to be good, and you want to remember it. Photos or video will be taken of your bedroom exploits tonight, and it might not be for your eyes only. There's a big audience out there, isn't there?
16. You've been bad; Someone's crossed you, and you're going to make them pay -- in bed. Roleplay or not, this is angry sex with an element of punishment. Make sure they remember what happens when they piss you off.
17. Hurts so good; You can't help it if you want to see them in pain. Maybe they're as into it as you are, and maybe they aren't, but either way you're going to be rough. This could be anything from spanking to bloodplay.
18.The same blood; Maybe you're brothers or sisters. Maybe you're like brothers or sisters. Either way, your familial bond is being twisted in the most taboo of ways.
19. A business venture; Some people go to their lover for sex. Some people pay for it. One of you is in this for the money, and one of you is determined to get what you paid for.
20. Outside influences; It isn't that you like each other. It isn't that you're even interested in sleeping with them, but for some reason neither of you can control, you have to. You'd better make the best of it
21. On a bench; nothing is sexier than a bench
stolen like a terrible thief from bakerstreet


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Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

[i am very good and super smooth]

Sex toys! I saw Kalidas offered them, so I thought "why not"?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Your priorities need checking. What did you do to get them?

[thankyouverymooch]

I only had to collect a few things. Don't be so mean, I can't always take care of getting items for the whole apartment. I've been uncharacteristically generous lately...

[walking to his room!! where a variety of STUFF is displayed i'm leaving what up to your imagination like a boss]

I wanted to try these with you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I meant you could be getting useful stuff for—

[WHAT

THE

HELL]

— me. Huh.

[So many questions. So many questions and so many comments, and yet nothing is coming to mind right now.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[going to sit on his bed :)]

If we're going to use them together, doesn't that count as useful things for you too?

[nevergonnatellalie]

I was under the impression I'd be using my dick.

[thankyouverymooch]

No need to limit yourself, a little creativity never hurt anyone.

[nevergonnatellalie]

That a challenge?

[Ignoring your wall of... glorious things for the time being. He'll just be standing in front of you.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[moving a hand on Greed's shirt, and pulling him down a bit]

Something like that. I'm sure you can show me a lot of things, after all.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[We can't have you being all cool and in control now, can we? Both hands are going on Ling's shoulders and pushing him back.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[But I wanted to be in control :( letting him, though]

Taking charge already?

[nevergonnatellalie]

I'm always in charge. You should know that.

[Moving onto the bed and on top of Ling.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[placing his arms around Greed's neck]

Only because I'm letting you, Greed.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You're welcome to try and stop me at any time.

[Biting the front of his neck. What is being gentle?]

[thankyouverymooch]

[there's the biggest grin on his face here]

Mmh. Not a bad start...

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Not wasting any time in sliding one hand down Ling's chest and straight between his legs, biting every so often as he does.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[there's a gasp at that, and he bites on his bottom lip]

T—that's pretty forward, even for you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

When did this become introduction to sex hour? You already know how it goes. Or do I gotta hold your hand for x amount of hours to get access to your dick?

[thankyouverymooch]

Very funny, Greed. It works just fine for me if you want to go for my dick right away, I just thought there would be some kissing first.

But since there isn't, work those hands.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Hm, if it keeps you quiet.

[Biting Ling's bottom lip, and kissing momentarily after. His hand is still rubbing the other's crotch through the fabric of his pants.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[there's a moan, and he's obviously getting harder as Greed's touching him. Laying on his back and just taking it doesn't suit him much, though, and since Greed is being a dick and kissing him only MOMENTARILY, he moves a hand to the back of his head and pulls him close to try and force his tongue past his lips]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Oh, those reactions are the best if only to fill his desire of seeing how badly he's wanted. Laughing into the kiss, his own tongue forces itself against Ling's, pushing it back to regain control. And if it helps break Ling's concentration, he doesn't mind slipping his hand right down the front of his pants.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[it does break his concentration, and he inevitably loses the fight for control at that. The sound that escapes from him this time is a rather loud whimper.]

Mmh—!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[And he will part their lips briefly to speak.]

That's unbecoming of a prince.

[thankyouverymooch]

Really, now? I think this is the sort of attention a prince should deserve, actually.