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[songtherapy]

[Let's kill each other, you guys ♥]

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[thankyouverymooch]

[I'm all for it]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Ling I am home and you are looking fabulously stable as usual.]

Kid, I've been looking for you.

[thankyouverymooch]

[I am the very face of stability]

What for?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Didn't know I needed a reason.

[thankyouverymooch]

You said it as if you had something specific in mind, you know.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Nah, just wanted to see your— my face.

[songtherapy]

[You are now in a tower. Who knows how you got here! There's the sound of a piano being played just up the stairs.]

[leftoff]

[!

going up the stairs]

[songtherapy]

[At the top is a glorious room with glorious things in it. Namely a large grand piano and a stained glass window. Haruka is sitting, playing away and completely oblivious to her visiting friend.]

[leftoff]

[it's okay i will come up by the keyboard to listen

because it's not as if i could listen from where i was

or anything]

[songtherapy]

[Her arm brushes by to hit a key, accidentally hitting her little buddy.]

Ah! Wh-Where did you come from?

[leftoff]

[. . . points to the stairway]

[stageheight]

[this sounds like danger, but alas I am curious about that piano and cannot resist climbing these stairs...!]

[songtherapy]

[You have also reached the glorious room with glorious things in it. Piano, stained glass window, etc. I'M PLAYING PIANO! COME SAY HI!]

[stageheight]

[oh gosh, I should have known this GENIUS-LEVEL PIECE would come from you!! sorry I'm going to creeper for a moment and just quietly listen off to the side...]

[songtherapy]

[You don't even know the ride you are in for. Her finger slips on a key, and she abruptly stops.]

I'm sorry!

[crowbro]

[i still have paid let's be horrible why not]

[leftoff]

[i have a big fluffy tail of black feathers

i am a cooler bird than you]

[crowbro]

[it occurs to me that i don't even know how i'm going to l5 crow but whatever let's see what happens]

What the hell, man!? What's with that tail?

[leftoff]

[stares at you

like you're crazy

or stupid

or maybe he's just confused

it's kind of hard to tell with this face]

???

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Someone is passed out on the floor and covered in blood. He might not be dead? Maybe??]

[thankyouverymooch]

[AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY I GO ALL MOTHERHEN. Rushing to his side, more than a little panicked]

—Greed!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[You can panic for a moment longer. You are getting zero response.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[CHECKING PULSE]

Don't think you can get away with this again... come on, answer me!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[It's there, strong as ever! There's sudden movement, and his hand shoots out to grab Ling's. When he realizes it's his buddy, he relaxes the hold on it.]

Kid . . .