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[hercakeisalie]

Attention, attention, everybody! This is Haru-chin speaking! I know it's tempting to kidnap a cute girl like me to be your idol, but even I also know that's wrong! This act of tyranny shall not be tolerated any longer and I hereby declare independence from the regime of.... whatever this place is located at. Invade the soil of this micronation, Harukaland, and you'll all be sorry!

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[warmfuzzies]

Wafuuu, Haruka-san, we've been kidnapped!?

[hercakeisalie]

I'm afraid that's it, Kudko. They must have saw how cute we are somewhere and... [dramatikku pausu] BAM! We were captured.

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[warmfuzzies]

Gahhhhn... I thought it was just my sense of bad direction...

[warmfuzzies]

[ there's only one thing to do now. ]

Pleezu don't taku us to yuur leadaa!

[hercakeisalie]

That's right, you tell them, Kudko! We have not come here in peace. The nation of Harukaland will only go in a blaze of glory!

[warmfuzzies]

Haruka-san, are you really going to start your own country...?

[hercakeisalie]

Well... I guess so. I mean, there are only two citizens right now, but we'll get more people eventually. Probably. Maybe.

[warmfuzzies]

Eh, there's two citizens already--?

[ LOOKING AROUND AS IF... to try find this mysterious other person before-- ]

Wafuuu, have I been accepted into your nation too, Haruka-san!?

[survivalistical]

Naming a place after yourself? Don't you think that's a little vain?

[hercakeisalie]

Not really. They do that all the time, right? Like with that George Washington guy. I bet he totally bragged about it way more than I did, too!

[survivalistical]

...you're not very bright, are you?

[hercakeisalie]

[puffs up her chest, as if she's proud of it]

You're right! My test score is kind of bad. I don't actually even remember where they talked about George Washington in class.

[survivalistical]

You sound proud of it, at least.

[hercakeisalie]

Haha, of course. Not listening in class is one of my specialties, after all.

[survivalistical]

Good for you.

[dragondictation]

Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to—

... Huh?

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[hercakeisalie]

What? Don't have anything to say for yourself?! Then accept your punish-

[hercakeisalie]

[...okay realizing where the voice is from and holy crud, what are you even?]

---Eh? Eeeh!? What's happening? Am I hallucinating? Have the counterattack begun already?!

[dragondictation]

Um... Somethiiiiing tells me I'm not in Ponyville anymore.

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[hercakeisalie]

Ponyville? What do you mean Ponyville? You're... a lizard, right, right? How can you be in a place called Ponyvill-

[hercakeisalie]

Unless... Ponyville is just a codename for the laboratory you were in! Where they experimented on how to turn human into ponies! And you're one of the few who got mutated into a lizard instead, am I right?

...And done!

[hercakeisalie]

Eeeeei! Haru-chin doesn't want to become a horse. Or a lizard. Or a superheroine who got her super powers upon being experimented on!

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[dragondictation]

Hey, hey, HEY!

I'm not really following you here, but before we go any further, we've gotta get one thing straight. I'm a dragon! And I wasn't— uh, experimented on! Although...

[dragondictation]

It's true that Twilight Sparkle was the one who hatched me with her magic... And she sometimes likes to try out new spells on me...

[hercakeisalie]

[she's still partly freaking out and joking even more to cope, sadly]

A baby dragon, then!? And one that's been tampered with magic of all things, too... Aaaah, I think I've stumbled onto some kind of national secrets! They're going to silence me, for sure, at this rate!