FLYING. BANANAS.

[onewomanarmy]

[what the flying fudge are flying bananas doing here]

[this mask wearing young lady is watching the sky in bewilderment, side-stepping the occasional fruit that falls too close]

Comments

[onewomanarmy]

. . .

That's not helpful.

[crowbro]

Your face isn't helpful!

[onewomanarmy]

I'm wearing a mask.

[crowbro]

Yeah, so? It's a lame one! It totally sucks!

I'm wearing a hat.

[onewomanarmy]

[i. i don't understand the argument, so have a confused stare]

[crowbro]

And a scarf too. Bet you're all jealous, loser face!

[onewomanarmy]

. . .

[ok i'm just. i'm just going to ignore you and fight off bananas some more]

[crowbro]

[NO YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME I AM GRABBING THE BANANAS AND THROW THEM AT YOU NOW]

Looooooser! Bet you wouldn't even be able to catch me!

[onewomanarmy]

[jfc you are unreal, CATCHING ONE OF THOSE BANANAS]

I'm not going to bother with a brat like you.

[crowbro]

That's because you know you can't catch me! Too fast for you!

[onewomanarmy]

[throws the banana down :T]

Don't egg me on. I know I could catch you.

[crowbro]

Yeah? Then try, loser!

[DASHING AWAY]

[onewomanarmy]

[ffffffffffff no no i can't i won't

DON'T GIVE IN, RAN FAN

DON'T GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION

DON'T '-';;;;;]

[crowbro]

[jumping on a conveniently placed ... banana tree. And staying on the branch UPSIDE DOWN]

Hahahah! Can't even try? This is why you're a loser!

[onewomanarmy]

[....screw it, RUNNING AT HIM :E]

[crowbro]

[OH MY GOD YES. RUNNING AWAY SO FAAAAST

he's pretty quick on his feet and very agile, so avoiding the bananas too]

No way you'll catch me!

[onewomanarmy]

[charging right through the bananas, like hell those will stop her, THIS IS WHY A MASK IS HELPFUL!!

now: is he faster than a ninja?]

[crowbro]

[well I don't know, is a ninja faster than a robot?]

[onewomanarmy]

[i have no idea... will he tire eventually?!]

[crowbro]

[nope BUT LET'S SAY WE'RE ON THE SAME SPEED]

[onewomanarmy]

[SOUNDS FAIR! i can totally run after you for a while though!!]

[crowbro]

[surprised you can run after him at all]

Aw, man! This is a pain! How come you're so fast!?

[onewomanarmy]

I could say the same to you. I thought you were all talk.

[crowbro]

No way, man! I'm the fastest guy ever.

[JUMPING ON ANOTHER TREE]

[onewomanarmy]

[i will just run past/under these trees hmph]

You may be fast, but don't think you're the fastest.

[even if i haven't caught you]