MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not going to bow down before you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Yes, you will.

[thankyouverymooch]

I doubt it, Greed.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You'll see in time I'm right.

[Until then, I'm going to fold my arms and be as smug as possible about it.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[whatever man, keep dreaming]

I never thought Homunculus would go for wishful thinking.

[nevergonnatellalie]

It's not wishful thinking.

[thankyouverymooch]

So that's why you're dreaming about me coming to save you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[WHAT]

[thankyouverymooch]

Your wishful thinking, Greed. I guess it makes sense now.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Stop making stuff up to your liking.

[thankyouverymooch]

Who's being defensive now...?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Are you done with this?

[thankyouverymooch]

If you're done claiming I'm yours and that I'll bow down to you, then yes.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[For now because you are giving me a headache.]

[thankyouverymooch]

Though this is getting nowhere, so wake up already.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I. Can't.

[thankyouverymooch]

[...thoughtful for a moment here]

Then I guess it's really not a dream.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I feel like clapping right now.]

No shit.

[thankyouverymooch]

It's not like you came up with anything better than this, you know.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You were the one who brought up this dream crap in the first place.

[thankyouverymooch]

It's the only thing that makes sense, that's why. I don't get how this is possible.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Nothing is impossible.

[This is odd, he will give you that. Thoughtful chin rubbing goes here.]

Far as I know, the only who could pull off a job like this is Father. Whether his abilities extend to this or not, I've got no clue. Makes no sense why he'd do it in the first place, too. Huh.

[thankyouverymooch]

If he could give you your own body, he wouldn't have thought of using mine. So that doesn't make sense either.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I've got no other ideas.

[thankyouverymooch]

Even if he could make a new one, why giving you one identical to me, and why leaving me alive?

You're not being very useful right now, Greed. Use your head.