MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

...Ah? Giving up?

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Rummaging for some...thing.]

I'm getting something better.

[thankyouverymooch]

[going to eat this piece of meat before we battle again]

I'm surprised it worked.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I'm apparently getting vegetables. Sob.]

You were right, I can't let something careless happen to you. If we're in some weird new place, you're all I've got.

[thankyouverymooch]

[eyebrow raise]

I'm glad you agree. [sighs, and hands Greed the plate with what little of meat he hasn't eaten yet] I can't really let anything happen to you either though, so I won't let you go through a forced diet.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Abandoning the vegetables and snatching that up so fast.]

You'd be lost without me. Sorry about your shirt, by the way.

[thankyouverymooch]

You'd be lost without me too, you know.

[but there's a smile here]

I'll just get a new one later, it's not a big deal.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[You obviously have no idea who I am if you're saying that, so I will simply eat contently.]

[thankyouverymooch]

I don't really dream, you know. I haven't since I gave my body to you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Really? That sucks.

[thankyouverymooch]

Well, I don't care much. It's not like I'm aware when you sleep, either.

But if I were to dream again... I wonder what it'd be about.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Something boring, like eating.

[thankyouverymooch]

Eating a whole buffet on my own, maybe.

[nevergonnatellalie]

How greedy of you.

[thankyouverymooch]

No wonder, with such a bad influence around.

[nevergonnatellalie]

That greed's been in there long before me.

[thankyouverymooch]

Hahahahah! That's such a terrible thing to say.

[nevergonnatellalie]

It's the truth.

[Discarding the empty plate on the table. That whole battle for this scrap was highly disappointing.]

[thankyouverymooch]

Ah, I guess there's a lot I want, after all.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Too bad your wants don't matter as long as I'm here.

[thankyouverymooch]

You're here because of my wants, too.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Father would have revived me eventually . . . YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!]

Whoever's body Father's picked, I would've ended up in control. You think you're something special? Talking all big like that doesn't make you in charge of anything. You willingly gave your body over to me and forfeited those wants and desires along with it. Anything you own will become mine. Everything in this world belongs to me, and no one, especially some bratty prince, is gonna stop me from taking what's mine.

[thankyouverymooch]

You wouldn't have had a body as good as mine if it had been someone else.

But I don't really care about stopping you from taking what you want. You can give me back my body, and I'll make sure you'll get anything you desire.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I don't give away things that are mine, sorry. I'll keep this and go on taking whatever I please.

[thankyouverymooch]

[you are so stubborn Greed]

Tch.