MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[nevergonnatellalie]

[It looks done?? Maybe a bit more than done. Seeing as you were the one who was whining, you can't complain about how tough and bland it is.

Annnd here's your plate. You get the smaller piece of meat because fuck you I'm sitting down.]

You probably dream of food.

[thankyouverymooch]

[oh my god why is it so small]

—This is way too small, Greed!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I can't hear you complaining over me eating this huge piece of meat.]

[thankyouverymooch]

How come yours is bigger? Oi, Greed! That's not fair!

[I am attempting to steal it right now]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Leaning back fast in my chair with it!!]

All you said was food, not how much.

[thankyouverymooch]

[fine, that means I am now assaulting you]

I can't eat so little!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[You don't assault someone's who's leaning back in their chair! The chair is falling back along with him. That meat is soaring in the air right now.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[OH NO

GOING TO TRY TO GRAB IT WITH A HAND BEFORE IT FALLS ON THE GROUND]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[If I can't have that meat, no one can. Hopping up and aiming to smack you out of the way.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[AW THEM, falling on the ground then]

Argh—!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[R.I.P Greed's meat. It died for the greater good of stopping this Xingese bastard from eating it. The larger meat might be disqualified, but there's always that measly portion on your plate. Making a break for it!]

[thankyouverymooch]

[oh no man I am moving to tackle you]

You haven't won yet!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[If you are tackling me, then I am getting my hard on and punching you.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[oh no not the hard on]

—That's cheating, Greed!

[nevergonnatellalie]

But I'm hungry.

[GOING FOR THE MEAT AGAIN.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[TAKING OFF MY SHIRT AND THROWING IT TO COVER YOUR FACE]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[WHAT

IS

HAPPENING

TO

ME]

[thankyouverymooch]

[AND GOING TO GRAB MY PLATE AS SOON AS YOU'RE DISTRACTED]

It's my win, Greed!

[BITING ON THE MEAT!!!!!!!]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[NO

RIPPING YOUR SHIRT IN HALF AND LEAPING TO GRAB THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH]

[thankyouverymooch]

[nooooo don't you dare. I AM STRUGGLING AND KICKING YOU AWAY]

Give up already!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[FUCK YOU, I AM HARDENING WHEREVER YOU ARE KICKING.]

That's my meat!

[thankyouverymooch]

[ouch, that hurt]

You're the one who said you were going to take care of my body, don't take food away from me now, damn you!

[nevergonnatellalie]

This body here takes top priority!

[Grabbing again!!]

[thankyouverymooch]

I'll die if you don't feed me! Aren't you supposed to take care of your belongings, Greed? That's despicable!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I-It's not like I wasn't going to give you a piece or anything, jeez. Stopping mid-grab to soldier on back to the fridge like none of this just happened.]