MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

Cut me some slack, I never had to.

[nevergonnatellalie]

How long's this gonna take?

[thankyouverymooch]

Until I can manage something edible.

[Oh look that's a really high flame there]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[MY OTHER BODY!! Don't mind me coming over and trying to put this out before you can kill yourself.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[Thankfully, Ling is not on fire!! But everything else near the stove sure is]

—Crap, this is harder than I thought.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Don't stand there like an idiot! Put it out!

[Going to the sink for water and something to put it in.]

[thankyouverymooch]

You know, this wouldn't have happened if you had just cooked for me instead.

[but FINE, going to help putting this out]

[nevergonnatellalie]

It was a chance for you to see what serving me would be like.

[thankyouverymooch]

As if I was going to prepare anything for you. How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not your subordinate?

[nevergonnatellalie]

[PUTTIN' THIS FIRE OUT]

Then, I'll be taking whatever you make for yourself.

[thankyouverymooch]

That's terrible, Greed! I'm practically about to starve to death here!

[nevergonnatellalie]

Don't go dying. That body is important to me.

[thankyouverymooch]

[scowls >\]

Then feed it.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Find something to chew on in the fridge yourself.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not going to eat raw meat.

[nevergonnatellalie]

. . . Go sit down and try not to set anything else on fire.

[thankyouverymooch]

[:D!!! Going to sit down and watch you cook]

Aye aye! Thanks, Greed.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You owe me.

[Grumble, grumble, getting some meat from the fridge and showing you how it's done.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[I'm watching you cook out of satisfaction for getting you to do it, not because I want to learn geez.]

Considering I'm the one who saved you earlier, I think this means we're even now.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Not talking! Focusing on frying the meat like you were supposed to be doing.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[I can't stay still for this long. COMING OVER YOUR SHOULDER]

How long is it going to take?

[nevergonnatellalie]

When I say it's done! Go sit down.

[thankyouverymooch]

But I'm hungry, Greed...!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Your faces do nothing me and I'm not putting up with this anymore. You're being dismissed by my hand.]

Sit down.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm getting bored too. We could at least make some conversation while I'm waiting.