MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[nevergonnatellalie]

When I say it's done! Go sit down.

[thankyouverymooch]

But I'm hungry, Greed...!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Your faces do nothing me and I'm not putting up with this anymore. You're being dismissed by my hand.]

Sit down.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm getting bored too. We could at least make some conversation while I'm waiting.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Okay.

[thankyouverymooch]

[sitting down again.]

Then start talking...!

[nevergonnatellalie]

About what?

[thankyouverymooch]

[thinking :|a]

What do you usually dream about...? Since we were talking about this earlier, it's a fitting topic. Don't say taking over the world.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You took my answer away from me.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not talking about your goal in life, I'm talking about regular dreams. Like a place, or someone...

[nevergonnatellalie]

Ha, nothing special like that. Mostly about stuff from the past.

[thankyouverymooch]

Your comrades...?

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Yes, Ling. Yes. Thank you for bringing that up. You are the best friend ever.]

Yeah.

[thankyouverymooch]

[The Yao clan always had terrible relationships with the Tact clan, Greed.]

It's a way to make sure you won't forget again.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Yeah. How about you? What are your dreams like?

[thankyouverymooch]

Can't think of a different question...?

[nevergonnatellalie]

You were the one that wanted to talk about dreams.

[thankyouverymooch]

Yours, not mine. It's nothing too glamorous anyway. Maybe food...?

[nevergonnatellalie]

[It looks done?? Maybe a bit more than done. Seeing as you were the one who was whining, you can't complain about how tough and bland it is.

Annnd here's your plate. You get the smaller piece of meat because fuck you I'm sitting down.]

You probably dream of food.

[thankyouverymooch]

[oh my god why is it so small]

—This is way too small, Greed!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I can't hear you complaining over me eating this huge piece of meat.]

[thankyouverymooch]

How come yours is bigger? Oi, Greed! That's not fair!

[I am attempting to steal it right now]

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Leaning back fast in my chair with it!!]

All you said was food, not how much.

[thankyouverymooch]

[fine, that means I am now assaulting you]

I can't eat so little!

[nevergonnatellalie]

[You don't assault someone's who's leaning back in their chair! The chair is falling back along with him. That meat is soaring in the air right now.]