procrastinators | MEME ♦ Lights Out!

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!

Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from

memebells

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[still holding his stomach in pain here]

If I tell you mine, will you tell me yours?

No guarantees.

...Takechiyo.

Not that. Where did you come from and what are you doing here?

[can you feel the threatening stance of one ready to kick again]

[why yes, yes he can]

That's a useless question to ask.

Humor me.

Sorry, I can't provide an answer for that one.

Wrong answer.

[enjoy your kick]

[too bad he was waiting for it - this time he intercepted your kick and slammed his elbow to back of your knee]

Hn—!

[that hurt enough to throw him off guard, but he catches his fall and quickly rebounds with a punch towards you]

[he let the punch hit him on the chest - despite the pain, the guy came close enough to enough for him to grab his shoulders and used his momentum to deliver a headbutt]

Ahh!

[GOD... what the hell was that for, he feels kind of disoriented now]

[this is going to hurt both of them, but have another headbutt!]

Ugh!

[and that totally knocked him back... he felt like he saw the light for a moment at least!?]

[it's most common side effect when he headbutts people, don't worry about it]

You fight well, but you need to work on your technique.

[and by technique, he meant what little resistance you have when he throws you back on the bed and promptly sits on top of you]

What—

[is all he can manage; he's still feeling dizzy from the double attack]

Now, can you tell me your name?

Go to hell!

[pats his head]

I'm asking politely, you know. We can try sparring again.

[quickly bats the offending hand away]

[siiiighs]

Have it your way.

[so he's going to sit on you for like, forever]

[not if I shove you hard enough]

[did you not feel how heavy he is. he's like, 90% muscles]

[kjldsflkjdslkj THEN how about if I reach a hand up to your throat, I don't care how muscly it is X(]

Hey, that's tickles!

[swats it away]

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