procrastinators | MEME ♦ Lights Out!

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!

Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from

memebells

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Of course.

You must've practiced since you were a baby to be that good at your age.

It's a skill that anyone can pick up pretty easily.

Ha, I'd hold off on that thought until you see how badly some people are no matter how hard you teach them.

So, what about it?

Not everyone picks up things "pretty easily".

Why don't you come right out and say what you want to say?

You always this defensive?

I prefer to get to the point.

. . . I didn't have one.

Hah?

It's called making conversation.

[oh, there's your first problem. I'm not a very good conversationalist.]

Shouldn't we get moving?

[I miss Ling at this point, but whatever. Let's venture down this corridor. Are we in a corridor? I honestly have no idea where we are right now. Here's this icon again, too.]

[SURE IT'S A CORRIDOR I thought you wanted to be leader?? make up your mind gosh]

[Fuck you, let's focus on finding an exist.]

[What do you think I'm doing??? dude hey this is a pretty swank place]

[I think you're too busy being a hipster douchebag to be useful in this scenario. In before the gurlfriend PUHlease icon.]

[GIVE ME SOMETHING PUHLEASE AT WHY DON'T YOU

anyway, there's some stairs here, but I'm so cool that I'm just jumping over the side of them to the first floor]

[I will give you something puhlease at when you can construct a sentence.

Oh, and I can also do that with class and style??]

[I can, I just don't want to :\

Also fff I had way more class and style, copycat.]

Doesn't look like anyone's home.

[Don't you dare say class and style when you have the nerve to wear hipster glasses.]

I like it better that way.

[Some player somewhere put those on me; don't fault me for it!]

Really? Gonna find the answers on your own then?

MEME ♦ Lights Out!

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GO TO BED WIFE

I DID. AND NOW I'M GOING AGAIN.

lkjfkjl /TOUCHES NIGHT WIFE ILU!!!!