procrastinators | MEME ♦ Lights Out!

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!

Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from

memebells

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You're so enthusiastic, you know? I haven't even touched you yet!

My body is mine alone!

[touches your shoulder gently - the only problem with the touch is that it's icy and foreign]

That's what they all say, in the end.

[h-hey that does not feel pleasant]

[he's going ~deeper~, up to your heart]

S— Stop...!

Don't worry, you'll get used to this.

[and there's the spot he's looking for!]

[And now you have your answer; he is screaming in pain]

[And what a delicious sound it is! He gives another squeeze to see if he can draw another one out]

[INDEED HE SCREAMS EVEN LOUDER this is most probably the worst pain ever]

[aaaah music to his ears. he gives a content sigh before letting go]

Now that was fun.

[falling back and breathing heavily, jesus. still hurts too much to process what the hell even happened]

[aaaaaand slipping back into his body! eerily, if you watch him do so, it's like a puppet coming back to life.

now he's cracking his neck and rolling his shoulders, before walking to where you are to loom over you]

Now do you believe me? Or do you need another demonstration?

Bastard...! What did you do to me...!?

[crouches right beside you and places a hand on where your heart is supposed to be]

Oh, you know. Mini-electrical pulses directly to your heart. I should try it again!

[STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART literally

also seeing as you're in a regular body now...!? reaches to grab your wrist]

Cut it out!

[he holds up the wrist you ensnared closer to his face and gives places a kiss on your hand]

You can't be an exception, sorry.

[grr]

You... Just where did you come from?

[pets you on the top of your head like a dog]

Truthfully? I honestly don't know!

[yeah? well he might have just snarled like one]

You don't know...?

MEME ♦ Lights Out!

hazama's making kissy faces at you

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WHERE IS THIS THREAD HEADING

I'm sorry these icons are not helping... or these word choices

nothing is helping atm...

nothing but apologies

kyaaaa

LOOK WHAT HIS ICONS ARE OVERRUN WITH THX TO YOU HAZAMA

YOU'RE WELCOME AND ILU

lkjdsfk;lkl ILU MORE SOB

dsldsf NOT AS MUCH AS MEEEE

ILU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE COULD POSSIBLY LOVE

ILU MORE THAN THE UNIVERSE ITSELF

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FIVE UNIVERSES

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ALL THE UNIVERSES PLUS ONE ALTERNATE DIMENSION

I ADD ON TEN ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS

WHAT FINE I ADD 20

I ADD 50

100 more!!

1000!!!!