FLYING. BANANAS.

[onewomanarmy]

[what the flying fudge are flying bananas doing here]

[this mask wearing young lady is watching the sky in bewilderment, side-stepping the occasional fruit that falls too close]

Comments

[vampgonevegan]

I already tried it myself earlier, so I don't think this is my dream. It must be someone else's.

[crowbro]

It didn't.

[onewomanarmy]

[looking around]

Who's could it be?

[onewomanarmy]

. . .

That's not helpful.

[vampgonevegan]

No clue whatsoever.

[crowbro]

Your face isn't helpful!

[onewomanarmy]

No matter what, this is a dream. None of this is possible any other way.

[onewomanarmy]

I'm wearing a mask.

[vampgonevegan]

I don't know, I've seen some strange things happen when Friday the Thirteenth rolls around. Never bananas, but there's always a first time for everything!

[onewomanarmy]

[wha]

How do you explain your ears?

[crowbro]

Yeah, so? It's a lame one! It totally sucks!

I'm wearing a hat.

[vampgonevegan]

My ears? Do you like my earrings? They were too creeperific to pass up! I bet we could find you a pair if there was a maul near here. Being a bodyguard doesn't mean you have to give up fashion! This prince of yours really needs to rethink your wardrobe.

[onewomanarmy]

[i. i don't understand the argument, so have a confused stare]

[onewomanarmy]

Earrings would only get in the way. I'm talking about the way your ears are shaped.

[vampgonevegan]

How else would vampire ears be shaped?

[crowbro]

And a scarf too. Bet you're all jealous, loser face!

[onewomanarmy]

. . .

[ok i'm just. i'm just going to ignore you and fight off bananas some more]

[onewomanarmy]

[confused]

Vampire?

[crowbro]

[NO YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME I AM GRABBING THE BANANAS AND THROW THEM AT YOU NOW]

Looooooser! Bet you wouldn't even be able to catch me!

[vampgonevegan]

Vampire! You know, sharp teeth, sunlight is a hassle, can turn into a bat, drinks bloo...

[Let's not mention that word.]

Some of us do that. Not me! I take iron supplements and eat strictly vegetables. I'm trying to get other vampires to try it, too! It's not going so well.

[onewomanarmy]

[what in the, never knew what a vampire was but this sounds crazy

at least you don't drink blood, BUT STILL!1]

I... something like that can't exist. What a crazy dream I'm having.

[onewomanarmy]

[jfc you are unreal, CATCHING ONE OF THOSE BANANAS]

I'm not going to bother with a brat like you.

[crowbro]

That's because you know you can't catch me! Too fast for you!

[onewomanarmy]

[throws the banana down :T]

Don't egg me on. I know I could catch you.

[crowbro]

Yeah? Then try, loser!

[DASHING AWAY]