FLYING. BANANAS.

[onewomanarmy]

[what the flying fudge are flying bananas doing here]

[this mask wearing young lady is watching the sky in bewilderment, side-stepping the occasional fruit that falls too close]

Comments

[crowbro]

[I am dodging all the bananas]

This is the lamest thing ever.

[onewomanarmy]

[just giving you an irritated "LIKE I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT" look from behind my mask and side-stepping bananas]

[crowbro]

I've read about this in a book! It said "this shit is bananas"!

[onewomanarmy]

You've read about falling bananas...

[crowbro]

'course I did! I read about all sort of things!

[onewomanarmy]

[slicing a banana here and there]

How did this stop in that book?

[crowbro]

It didn't.

[onewomanarmy]

. . .

That's not helpful.

[crowbro]

Your face isn't helpful!

[onewomanarmy]

I'm wearing a mask.

[crowbro]

Yeah, so? It's a lame one! It totally sucks!

I'm wearing a hat.

[onewomanarmy]

[i. i don't understand the argument, so have a confused stare]

[crowbro]

And a scarf too. Bet you're all jealous, loser face!

[onewomanarmy]

. . .

[ok i'm just. i'm just going to ignore you and fight off bananas some more]

[crowbro]

[NO YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME I AM GRABBING THE BANANAS AND THROW THEM AT YOU NOW]

Looooooser! Bet you wouldn't even be able to catch me!

[onewomanarmy]

[jfc you are unreal, CATCHING ONE OF THOSE BANANAS]

I'm not going to bother with a brat like you.

[crowbro]

That's because you know you can't catch me! Too fast for you!

[onewomanarmy]

[throws the banana down :T]

Don't egg me on. I know I could catch you.

[crowbro]

Yeah? Then try, loser!

[DASHING AWAY]

[onewomanarmy]

[ffffffffffff no no i can't i won't

DON'T GIVE IN, RAN FAN

DON'T GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION

DON'T '-';;;;;]

[crowbro]

[jumping on a conveniently placed ... banana tree. And staying on the branch UPSIDE DOWN]

Hahahah! Can't even try? This is why you're a loser!

[onewomanarmy]

[....screw it, RUNNING AT HIM :E]

[crowbro]

[OH MY GOD YES. RUNNING AWAY SO FAAAAST

he's pretty quick on his feet and very agile, so avoiding the bananas too]

No way you'll catch me!

[onewomanarmy]

[charging right through the bananas, like hell those will stop her, THIS IS WHY A MASK IS HELPFUL!!

now: is he faster than a ninja?]

[crowbro]

[well I don't know, is a ninja faster than a robot?]