MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

Right, right. Aren't you forgetting I could take over even without your permission...?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Not much use to you now, is it? That was forfeited when my body split like this.

[thankyouverymooch]

I agreed to give you my body, not to be your underling. I'm a royalty, after all.

[nevergonnatellalie]

There's no special place for your heritage. I'm the only royalty here.

[thankyouverymooch]

Yeah? Bet you would like to be.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Who cares about your small time gig? Got my eyes set on a much comfier seat.

[thankyouverymooch]

Xing's a big country.

[nevergonnatellalie]

The world's plenty bigger than some foreign land. You keep clinging to that statement; it might work for you one day.

[thankyouverymooch]

Suit yourself. That doesn't change the fact I don't answer to you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Oh, I can fix that.

[PS, we seem to be in the hall that never ends.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[APPARENTLY, let's say we end up in a room with vague interior i will not describe but imagine it's totally awesome]

I'm the future Emperor of Xing. I'm not going to be anyone's underling. Just because I know the value of teammwork doesn't mean you're in charge, Greed.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Kid, someone who conquers the world is in a higher position than a lowly emperor. Might not be today or anytime soon, but it's going to happen. Time is on my side, not yours. Before you kick the bucket, I'll be ruling over you and all your people. Nothing else is gonna satisfy this greed.

[thankyouverymooch]

Don't even joke. As if I'd ever hand my people over to you. I did obtain immortality, you know. I can make sure that time will never come to happen.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Wait, how will I kill something of mine that's keeping something I intensely desire. It's not like we're friends or anything. Fuck. I will get back to you on that when the time comes.]

. . . Looking forward to seeing that happen.

[thankyouverymooch]

[tsun harder, Greed]

I have my possessions too, there's no way I'll let you claim them.

[nevergonnatellalie]

No one is greedier than me. I'll take whatever my heart desires, no matter how precious it is to you.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not asking you not to take it, Greed. I'm telling you you won't be able to.

Try if you want.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Already made it clear I was planning on it. It'll be easier doing it with no one to take over this body.

[thankyouverymooch]

So I just have to make sure to get you in my body again...?

[nevergonnatellalie]

My Body. And no, that's not happening. I like it better this way.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'll make sure to fix this if I have to.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Good luck trying when there's no way of knowing how this happened in the first place.

[thankyouverymooch]

Thinking about it... it's really weird.

Are you sure we're not just dreaming?

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Oh my god, do we share dream space?? Please leave so I can dream about something better.]

Huh . . . Never thought of that.

[thankyouverymooch]

[How about you leave]

This sure isn't my dream, so this leaves me wondering why in the world you're dreaming about something like this.