MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

[and this is me kicking you on the stomach, without warning]

Wipe that grin off your face.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I ain't even made, just unprepared and jumping back after that initial contact to gain some standing ground. I will go hard if you want me to. I'm halfway there.]

I don't think so.

[thankyouverymooch]

You really think I have nothing better to think about than you? Please. I'm dropping this just because I don't feel like arguing.

But you're really starting to annoy me.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Feel free to go that way. I'll keep tabs on my body from afar.

[thankyouverymooch]

It's my body.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Mine.

[thankyouverymooch]

Not right now, is it?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Tch.

[Ling, why are you . . . taking my things? What did I do to you? This whole scenario is making me mad. Let me walk and think how to fix this.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[I'm going to just sit here and wait for you to wake up since this is YOUR DREAM]

Just wake up already.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[You are hurting me in the place that can only be filled by a steady stream of newly acquired possessions.]

You wake up and give me that part of my body back.

[thankyouverymooch]

Can't. I told you it's not my dream.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Sitting down right in front of you and staring because jesus christ this is your dream and I am judging you for wasting my time with this shit.]

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm serious, Greed. I would have woken up already if this was mine.

[nevergonnatellalie]

And I wouldn't have?

[thankyouverymooch]

Considering you didn't even think about it...? I don't think you'd be able to.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I can wake up from dreams just fine. And they've never been about you. Therefor, not my dream.

[thankyouverymooch]

[rolling his eyes]

And you think my dreams would be about you?

[nevergonnatellalie]

They obviously are.

[thankyouverymooch]

You're the last person I would dream about, Greed. I already have to spend enough time with you when completely awake, that's enough.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Like it's any more of a joy being with you all the time.

[thankyouverymooch]

If it's so troublesome, then just give me back my body.

[nevergonnatellalie]

It's mine now. Get it through your head.

[thankyouverymooch]

Only because I handed it over.

[nevergonnatellalie]

To me and that's where it's staying. I don't like when people take my things from me.

[thankyouverymooch]

I don't plan on taking my body away with me.