MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[nevergonnatellalie]

My Body. And no, that's not happening. I like it better this way.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'll make sure to fix this if I have to.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Good luck trying when there's no way of knowing how this happened in the first place.

[thankyouverymooch]

Thinking about it... it's really weird.

Are you sure we're not just dreaming?

[nevergonnatellalie]

[Oh my god, do we share dream space?? Please leave so I can dream about something better.]

Huh . . . Never thought of that.

[thankyouverymooch]

[How about you leave]

This sure isn't my dream, so this leaves me wondering why in the world you're dreaming about something like this.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[So what is a man wants to dream of being tied up in a dark room? What of it?]

Hold on, why is this suddenly my dream?

[thankyouverymooch]

[... (unsure)]

It's not mine, so it has to be yours.

[the most judging look here]

I'm not going to come and save you from your weird dreams every time, Greed, so you better cut the being tied up part down next time.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Don't think for a second I'd go letting someone tie me up, dream or no dream. This sure as hell isn't my dream, don't bother looking at me like that. Why the fuck are you dreaming about coming in here all heroic-like to save the day? I'm not a damsel in distress. How about you cut that shit out.

[thankyouverymooch]

Who's dreaming about coming in to save you? You haven't even thanked me.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Thank you, your majesty. Now kindly wake up.

[thankyouverymooch]

Screw you! I told you this isn't my dream. Maybe you're dreaming of me coming in to save you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Someone's protesting a little too hard.

[thankyouverymooch]

I could say the same about you, Greed.

Aren't you the one who's mostly in control of my body? It's more likely this is your dream, since I'm on the backburner.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You're the one who's kicking around inside mostly! I bet this is how you pass the time!

[thankyouverymooch]

What a ego...

[nevergonnatellalie]

You stopped protesting.

[thankyouverymooch]

I don't fight pointless battles. You're going to keep thinking whatever you want.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[PRETTY MUCH THIS IS ME BEING PROUD THAT I WON THIS ARGUMENT.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[and this is me kicking you on the stomach, without warning]

Wipe that grin off your face.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[I ain't even made, just unprepared and jumping back after that initial contact to gain some standing ground. I will go hard if you want me to. I'm halfway there.]

I don't think so.

[thankyouverymooch]

You really think I have nothing better to think about than you? Please. I'm dropping this just because I don't feel like arguing.

But you're really starting to annoy me.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Feel free to go that way. I'll keep tabs on my body from afar.

[thankyouverymooch]

It's my body.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Mine.