MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Last I checked, you willingly handed this body over to me. I'll eat when I wanna eat, not when you say so.

[(Anonymous)]

We're in separate bodies right now, Greed.

[(Anonymous)]

[POINTING OVER THERE AT YOU...???]

That's still my body! You're not getting out of this.

[(Anonymous)]

It was my body to begin with, you know! And all I'm saying is that I'm hungry.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't much care for whose it was in the beginning. It's mine now.

Shut up about food and let's find a way out.

[(Anonymous)]

[so offended right now >| but walking to the exit]

If you can't keep up, I won't bother coming back to help you.

[(Anonymous)]

Tch, I don't care. I'll find—

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOO who is leaving things out for me to trip on?! Fuck, stop making me look bad in front of Ling.]

[(Anonymous)]

[so much mocking here]

Keep the good work up, Greed!

[(Anonymous)]

[God, as soon as we get out of here I am kicking your ass.]

. . . Which way?

[(Anonymous)]

Around one hundred more steps, to the left.

[(Anonymous)]

[MARCHING FORWARD WITH NOT SO MUCH AS A WORD.]

[thankyouverymooch]

[and after 100 steps!! We're finally outside]

I'm surprised you managed without tripping.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[IGNORING. More important matters here like who tied me up.]

Where the hell is this place?

[thankyouverymooch]

[actually seeing you with my body sure is weird. So staring for a bit]

Honestly speaking, I have no clue. I really just found myself here a moment before finding you.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[The excitement of owning two bodies trumps the awkwardness. At least I don't have to put up with you in my head.]

Last time I ended up in that position it was because of Wrath. You just woke up? You weren't tied up or nothing?

[thankyouverymooch]

[you greedy thing gosh]

Tied up...? No, I was just fine.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Huh. Use your skills and see if you can sense anything.

[Meanwhile I will be examining this hallway.]

[thankyouverymooch]

Did you mistake me for a nifty device? I can't feel anyone else beside us.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I sure as hell didn't come here on my own.

[Questionably looking you over for a minute because did you do something or what? But I guess that defeats the point of you letting me go.]

I'm getting out of here.

[Without you. Goodbye.]

[thankyouverymooch]

Oi, wait a minute, Greed!

[following gosh]

Where do you think you're going?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Dunno, but I'm not gonna be king of anything sitting around here.

[thankyouverymooch]

It's more efficient to stick together, you know. And you do owe me for that help.

[nevergonnatellalie]

I already said I'm not gonna stop you from following me, but I owe you nothing. You forget who I am?

[thankyouverymooch]

You're impossible, that's what.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You're no better.