MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[thankyouverymooch]

You're impossible, that's what.

[nevergonnatellalie]

You're no better.

[thankyouverymooch]

Oi oi, we weren't talking about me now.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[itt now, discussing Ling's shortcomings.]

Sad how you're gonna completely suck without me being in control of that body.

[thankyouverymooch]

[really now? Look at this cocky grin]

Who was the one who couldn't get out on his own?

[nevergonnatellalie]

[You don't know how awful it is looking at that face. Maybe being in the same body was a good thing 8(]

I wanna know who put me there.

[thankyouverymooch]

[I still had a face in your soulspace bro]

An admirer...? I have no idea, but something's up for sure.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[UH, THIS IS 100% DIFFERENT LEAVE ME ALONE]

Ha, quite the different approach than I'm used to in that case.

[thankyouverymooch]

As if you ever really had admirers.

[nevergonnatellalie]

[LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I HAD A HAREM THAT CONSISTED OF A WHOLE TWO LADIES IN THE MANGA]

If anything's to blame, it's on this body's shape. My last one was popular enough.

[thankyouverymooch]

That's really mean, Greed. It really could hurt my feelings.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Sorry.

[thankyouverymooch]

You're terrible.

But I'd say it has more to do with your personality.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Comes with the territory. Something you should know when you consider the time we spent together.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not complaining, we're still partners, after all.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Partners? Don't forget which one of us is in charge here.

[thankyouverymooch]

Right, right. Aren't you forgetting I could take over even without your permission...?

[nevergonnatellalie]

Not much use to you now, is it? That was forfeited when my body split like this.

[thankyouverymooch]

I agreed to give you my body, not to be your underling. I'm a royalty, after all.

[nevergonnatellalie]

There's no special place for your heritage. I'm the only royalty here.

[thankyouverymooch]

Yeah? Bet you would like to be.

[nevergonnatellalie]

Who cares about your small time gig? Got my eyes set on a much comfier seat.

[thankyouverymooch]

Xing's a big country.

[nevergonnatellalie]

The world's plenty bigger than some foreign land. You keep clinging to that statement; it might work for you one day.

[thankyouverymooch]

Suit yourself. That doesn't change the fact I don't answer to you.