MEME ♦ Lights Out!

[whowasphones]

Uh oh! Looks like something weird is happening, here! Did someone forget to pay the electricity bill? Or has that storm outside caused a blackout? Who knows! Reasoning aside, you are now trapped in darkness. You can't see anything, anything at all! And you can't even adjust to this darkness, for some reason! There's only black, black, black. Something about this room is odd, for certain!

How this is going to go down
♦ You will post as your characer as ANON, because you're in the dark!
♦ There is no putting your character's name in the subject line. However, if you like, you can put your character's series/canon. It's no fun if you know who you're interacting with right away!
♦ You're free to set up your character fumbling around in the dark and such, just so you remember which comment is yours in this anon mess, if anything.
♦ Those who reply to you will roll the RNG for the specifics of the situation!
♦ Yay! In the dark shenanigans!!
♦ When you guys are ready, the lights go on, you can log into your character journals, and it's time to admire the awkward in the light.

RNG http://www.random.org/

♦ ONE: WHY IS IT SO SMALL AND CRAMPED IN THIS ROOM? Wait, this isn't a room, this is a closet. It looks like you've been locked inside for Seven Minutes in Heaven, or just for shits and giggles! The door doesn't seem to be opening, and it sounds like some ... Barry Manilow is playing? Oh, talk about awkward.
♦ TWO: BRR, WHY IS IT SO COLD? Looks like your clothes are missing! For some reason, you're only dressed in your underwear, or even commando if you feel like being really mean to your muse. Are you in bed with someone? Just can't find your clothes? Are THEY wearing your clothes? Up to you, because it really doesn't make it any less awkward.
♦ THREE: A LITTLE HANDSY: Did someone just cop a feel? There's a lot of accidental (or... not accidental) groping going on, for whatever reason! Talk about an awkward situation, mmmhmm!
♦ FOUR: OOPS, STUCK! One of you is stuck somewhere in this room, and can't get out! Either in a hole in the floor or tied to a bed or something! Whatever you can think of! Hopefully the other person can help you out in the dark.
♦ FIVE: ON AND OFF! Rather than totally darkness, the lights are flashing on and off, creepily. And it looks like there might be monsters in there with you guys?! Or are those illusions?

If you don't want to roll the RNG, that's fine! Go ahead and create your own situation, if you'd like!

Have fun, everyone!


Stolen completely, utterly, and shamelessly from memebells

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Doesn't seem like that to me, you know.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, yeah, save it and help me down.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like refusing when you're being so demanding.

[sighs]

Being used like this seriously hurts my feelings, too.

[and coming to help you, not having any problem finding his way around or even you at all, being perfectly capable of perceiving where objects and stuff are :)]

[(Anonymous)]

[Good for you. I can't see you being incredibly cool, I'll have to take your word for it.]

Get used to it, kid. I don't take refusals to my demands lightly.

[(Anonymous)]

[you're just jealous]

A "please" could get you far in this case.

[putting hands on, but not helping at all]

[(Anonymous)]

[HAHA no]

I'm not the type for please's and thank you's.

[(Anonymous)]

[helping you out anyway in the end]

You're going to owe me for this.

[(Anonymous)]

[As you should! Gracefully composing myself and rubbing my wrists.]

I don't owe anyone anything. This is my world you're living in. You owe me.

[(Anonymous)]

I just helped you out, Greed. I could have left you there, you know. I'm not the one who's useless in the dark.

[(Anonymous)]

[FUCK YOU. I am looking thoroughly unimpressed.]

Tch.

[(Anonymous)]

[and I am super smug here, not that you can notice]

Then it's settled, you owe me! Unless you'd rather stay here than go out?

[(Anonymous)]

I can find my own way out—

[He says as he trips over whatever the hell is in here. Cool exit ruined.]

[(Anonymous)]

[laughing so much at you]

That's why I said you're useless in the dark.

[(Anonymous)]

[There would be punches if you wouldn't use you Ling Sue powers to dodge them.]

Follow me if you want, but you're not getting a damn thing from me.

[Groping my way in the dark this time.]

[(Anonymous)]

You can't even spare a meal for a friend...? That's beyond terrible, Greed.

And if you go to that side, you'll hit a wall fast.

[(Anonymous)]

What did I tell you? I'm the greediest.

[Fine, I'll turn right or something.]

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't it in your best interest to take good care of my body? I'll die if you don't feed me!

[(Anonymous)]

Last I checked, you willingly handed this body over to me. I'll eat when I wanna eat, not when you say so.

[(Anonymous)]

We're in separate bodies right now, Greed.

[(Anonymous)]

[POINTING OVER THERE AT YOU...???]

That's still my body! You're not getting out of this.

[(Anonymous)]

It was my body to begin with, you know! And all I'm saying is that I'm hungry.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't much care for whose it was in the beginning. It's mine now.

Shut up about food and let's find a way out.

[(Anonymous)]

[so offended right now >| but walking to the exit]

If you can't keep up, I won't bother coming back to help you.

[(Anonymous)]

Tch, I don't care. I'll find—

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOO who is leaving things out for me to trip on?! Fuck, stop making me look bad in front of Ling.]

[(Anonymous)]

[so much mocking here]

Keep the good work up, Greed!